Betsy-Bear

A Betsy-Bear is someone with an extremely bad memory, or lack of skill with detail. The antonym of a Kristin-Bear, who is one that remembers every inane detail about everything.

"Did you remember to bring your ball to bowling today?"
"Oh Shit, I'm such a Betsy-Bear"

by Kbear954 April 4, 2009

Billy Bear

1) A luncheon meat that can be bought at Tescos'. It comes in the shape of a bears face and has eyes and a big smile.

2) To be silly.

1) Mum i'm hungry. I want Billy Bear in my sandwiches.

2) Its left not right you Billy Bear.

by I'm Jack Cooper April 2, 2005

Jer Bear

America's First American Bad Ass. Remembered for spray painting penis's on garages in 8th grade. Is now currently being signed to atlantic records with a 2 million dollar signing bonus. Is still wanted in colorado for killing a man AND fighting a bear itself.

jer bear doesn't need to go to college cause he's getting a 2 mil signing bonus

by Big Cock Donn February 18, 2005

Gummy Bears

Gummy Bears are the root of all evil. They have slowly succeeded in their attempts to take over the goverment as they have made school hours longer and made education compulsory till age 18. Virtually indestructable, Gummy Bears will rule the world.

Biting off heads, running over with cars and jamming them in draws do not work. Gummy Bears can break freezers too!

by Steph&Chels October 18, 2008

Polar Bear

A big gay white dude. Perferably Russian.

Look at that guy wearing a speedo and a ushanka. He is deffinatly a polar bear.

by retsabala June 6, 2010

Brown-bear it

Basically, to masturbate, publicly or otherwise. In England, it's known as Cinnamon-Bearin' it.
Based off of a sighting of a local grizzly-bear playing with herself at the alaska zoo.
"what the alaska zoo doesn't want you to know!" on you tube.

Lindsay: You have plans tonight?
Becca: Yep. Gonna Brown-bear it at home watching Lost.

by Joey, Becca, and Lindsay May 17, 2008

juice bears

Derived from "making bears," originally popularized as a euphemism for a bowel movement by Mrs. Cartman of South Park fame, making "juice bears" is when you are stricken with diarrhea.

Oh, man, I had Mexican for lunch, and I totally made juice bears in the office john.

by Victor Spoilz June 16, 2010