America's First American Bad Ass. Remembered for spray painting penis's on garages in 8th grade. Is now currently being signed to atlantic records with a 2 million dollar signing bonus. Is still wanted in colorado for killing a man AND fighting a bear itself.
jer bear doesn't need to go to college cause he's getting a 2 mil signing bonus
See Tony Tampon
Is known as a big slut around the chicago land area. Starred in a low budget porno film also starring UV Blue Max and Maitly Faffe.
dude, she's almost as big of a whore as sally sit-ups
