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Slap Ass

A guy who was born to catch pop flys and say slap ass every single time he slaps ass!
Hey nice dingger Slap Ass
by LP Dynasty October 12, 2014
mugGet the Slap Assmug.

Ripped Ass

Term used by your buddy when he passed gas, released flatulent, fumigated your hallway, or crop dusted the meeting room
Douche 1:Dude look out, Brodie just ripped ass

Douche 2:I know he did it last time while waiting in line at starbucks
by Ch0c0late M00se July 30, 2011
mugGet the Ripped Assmug.

ass hair

the hair on your ass, ladies all guys got it so get used to it
he had like major ass hair
by JDB February 12, 2003
mugGet the ass hairmug.

ass luge

A method of drinking consisting of at least three people, one of whom must be naked, and any sort of alcohol. The naked individual stands hunched over, about 45 degrees, so that the naked person's back is arched with a downward slope. One person is designated the pourer. It is the pourer's job to pour alcohol down the back of the naked person (the luge, as it's called). The third person lays down on the ground face up in a position and tries to catch the alcohol that jumps off the naked person's ass in their mouth.

This can easily be turned into a game (e.g. drinking game of who can catch more or properly predict where the spout will land).
My girlfriend, her friend and I were playing ass luge the other night to finish up the left over vodka, but my girl said that the vodka burned her asshole when it was poured down.
by PasadenaMike July 20, 2008
mugGet the ass lugemug.

tin ass

Someone who achieves a feat of skill through nothing but luck
You landed that 3-pointer?! What a tin ass!
by tin ass September 10, 2003
mugGet the tin assmug.

ass nail

*ass nail*; pronounced (*ahs*)-(*nael*)

The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.
eg. "What's taking you so long in the bathroom Andrea?"

"FUCK OFF MUM I'M SHITTING ASS NAILS
by DreyAndLanceTheAwesome. January 28, 2010
mugGet the ass nailmug.

Meth ass

An ass that looks as if it belongs to a meth addict; a non-existant ass; a flat butt on a male or female. Usually meth ass is more noticeable on females due to tight jeans, however, no jeans would be tight on a meth ass.
She has got a serious case of meth ass.
by Jamglee December 7, 2017
mugGet the Meth assmug.

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