Oliver Wells

A person who forgets about his friends he knew for 7 years, and only spends 12 days of the year speaking to them
"Oliver Wells" looks like a nice guy, but i won't trust him to be my friend
by MAYBE LB DID IT July 21, 2020
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Roman wishing well

When she is puking into the toilet and you are doing her doggie style.
Me and Brenda went drinking last night and this morning I got a roman wishing well.
by Miss Demeanor December 16, 2023
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well painted

A term used ironically to describe the artistic skill of blind, fingerless miniature war gamers on ebay with no perspective at all.
For Sale!10 Imperial Guard Cadians well painted £25 ONLY!!

Included in this auction are my favourite 10 figures that I painted when I was six, I think they are well painted because despite the extensive amount of time I have spent looking at other peoples models in games, in magazines and on the FUCKING BOX; I think I have achieved the same results by placing the brush between my butt cheeks and squatting over the model whilst doing the birdie dance. Clearly the talent I had as a child has added to the value of these lumps of plastic so I will increase from the price of brand new miniatures to compensate myself for departing with these veritable mona lisas.
by Rahmich May 25, 2014
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"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"
by mattwinwood March 11, 2023
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elliot wells

Elliot Wells is a mystical creature that lurks in the depths of a true rhyope session. He can be tamed by cans of scrumpy jack and by constant supply of a high mg sisha liquid alongside a premium vaping device *beware he can be hostile*
Leave a trail of scrump and we might catch an Elliot wells tonight
by prawn catcher Shawn January 01, 2019
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well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!
by BigWu July 29, 2022
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