Dave Matthews Band

A truly talented band. People who are musically uneducated and narrow-minded tend to hate them. Many trash them without listening to their music. CD-recordings do them no justice, if you honestly want to hear all that is "DMB", attend a live concert. Carter, Leroi, and Boyd basically make the band, with Dave's voice topping the cake. Anyone that says they are talentless has no musical taste. There's a difference between not liking a band's music and thinking they suck.

"Yo, Dave Matthews Band SUCKS man! I have NO musical taste whatsoever!"

by Kimmmmmmmmmmbo August 13, 2007

band camp

A program of varying length wherein high school or college students practice marching and the playing of musical instruments. Activities include instruction, drills, and lots of hot geek sex.

Sally got her instrument thoroughly tuned by the director at band camp.

by Clownboat June 29, 2005

Dave Matthews Band

A very large band with not a lot of substance, named after an ego-maniac. No one ever knows when they have a new album out, they just appear. It's creepy. Responsible for Jack Johnson and to a lesser extent, John Meyer. (At least John Meyer has comedy to fall back on.) They should not be listened to, especially by young women in frat-guy rooms. It leads to bad things.

Guy: Hey, have you heard the new Dave Matthews Band single?
Unsuspecting girl: No, I didn't know released a new album!
Guy: Dances to Dave Matthews Band while touching himself
Girl: Leaves

by jusdepamplemousse July 18, 2010

Band Nerd-Faker

Somebody who played in the elementary school band, where it was something everyone did, but was one of those kids who drop it after 1 or 2 years. However, they stay in band anyway because their crush is a band nerd.

Did you hear about Alli? She's only still playing the saxophone just because Aaron is! What a band nerd-faker!

by BananaMilkshake December 19, 2008

Mount Baldy

A sexual maneuver in which the girl is in Downward Dog position (face to the floor, ass in the air) and the guy ejaculates on the ass of the girl so it rolls down her back like a snowball or an avalanche.

Girl I'll take you to Mount Baldy, show you a winter like Vivaldi.

by The Walker Brothers December 21, 2008

Baldy

Northern Irish term to describe confusion, not knowing.

Paddy: Where da fucks the TV remote
John: Ah fuck i havent a baldy mate

Translates to English as
:Could you please tell me where i may find the TV remote control
:Oh my gosh, i am sorry but i do not know

by funkedoff March 6, 2009

Baddy Buddy

Homosapien male that orally services another male's anal region while the male that is receiving the oral is having intercourse with a female.

Eugenio (the Baddy Buddy) licks the ass of his friend while his friend is banging out his wife.

by CPT Stabbin April 20, 2010