The Boston Press

The act of pressing your bare butt cheeks against the inside of a car window while traveling down the road catching unsuspecting drivers off guard.

As we passed the family in the blue sedan, Parker pulled down his trousers and gave them The Boston Press.

by Mogob Knuckle-Dragger December 16, 2009

The Boston Citizen

The act of taking a fistful of cold, uncooked clam chowder and cramming it into an anus or a vagina. Typically, it is followed by eating the chowder with a spoon after it has warmed up in the orifice. Cases of the Boston Citizen have gone unconfirmed, though doctored images of newspapers circulated around the internet in the late 2000s.

"In 2009, there was a rumor in Dorchester, a neighborhood in Boston, that said a man killed his girlfriend by fisting her with clam chowder. She was missing for twenty four hours and was found eating it with a spoon. The newspaper was titled 'The Boston Citizen'."

by Skanago:g August 31, 2018

Looking for the Boston Market

What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console

Sorry officer I was looking for the boston market

by Jerz26 January 17, 2014

A Boston Beanbag

When a guy is wrestling a girl, and his friend comes in and farts on her face. Her hands are busy thus creating the perfect ass-to-unprotected face fart.

When anthony and vittoria were wrestling, mike noticed vittoria couldnt move her hands. He ran over and gave vittoria a boston beanbag

by yous-a-nasty-bytch April 24, 2010

Red Eye Boston Flight

A late night booty call. Resulting in the male receiving a blow job.

"Last Night this chick at the bar took me on a flight to Boston, red eye"

"Last night Jenn came over and gave me a Red Eye Boston Flight"

by JJD415 January 14, 2009

Double Boston Shot Glass

Just like the Boston Shot glass: where a bloke jizz's into two shot glasses and one is inserted in her vagina and the other shot glass is inserted into the arsehole of your partner.

G: Hey Bakes, I gave your grand mother a double boston shot glass.

B: Really?

G: Yeah! I didn't know she could say cheers.

by Fidy Quid August 7, 2010

For Boston

"For Boston" is Boston College's fight song. It is America's oldest college fight song.

After every BC touchdown, thousands of zealous BC fans sing "For Boston."

by Let's Go Eagles January 12, 2008