Billy Bear

1) A luncheon meat that can be bought at Tescos'. It comes in the shape of a bears face and has eyes and a big smile.

2) To be silly.

1) Mum i'm hungry. I want Billy Bear in my sandwiches.

2) Its left not right you Billy Bear.

by I'm Jack Cooper April 2, 2005

Betsy-Bear

A Betsy-Bear is someone with an extremely bad memory, or lack of skill with detail. The antonym of a Kristin-Bear, who is one that remembers every inane detail about everything.

"Did you remember to bring your ball to bowling today?"
"Oh Shit, I'm such a Betsy-Bear"

by Kbear954 April 4, 2009

Jer Bear

America's First American Bad Ass. Remembered for spray painting penis's on garages in 8th grade. Is now currently being signed to atlantic records with a 2 million dollar signing bonus. Is still wanted in colorado for killing a man AND fighting a bear itself.

jer bear doesn't need to go to college cause he's getting a 2 mil signing bonus

by Big Cock Donn February 18, 2005

Gummy Bears

Gummy Bears are the root of all evil. They have slowly succeeded in their attempts to take over the goverment as they have made school hours longer and made education compulsory till age 18. Virtually indestructable, Gummy Bears will rule the world.

Biting off heads, running over with cars and jamming them in draws do not work. Gummy Bears can break freezers too!

by Steph&Chels October 18, 2008

Polar Bear

A big gay white dude. Perferably Russian.

Look at that guy wearing a speedo and a ushanka. He is deffinatly a polar bear.

by retsabala June 6, 2010

titty bear

(n.) a plaything of comfort for an adult or child, usually soft, plush, and attached to a woman.

Example 1:
Sister One: Hey, can you watch Susie tonight?
Sister Two: Sure, what's her bedtime?
Sister One: Doesn't really matter, just make sure you hold her so she has access to your chest. Susie can't sleep without her titty bear.

Example 2:
Jackie: Damn, I miss my girl.
Jazz: What do you miss about her the most?
Jackie: I just to fall asleep with my hand cupped around her right boob. It's been so hard falling asleep without my titty bear.

by thatdarnjasmine February 25, 2011

Sloth Bear

A sloth bear is a sloth-like bear which lives in southeast Asia. Slow moving and always pondering the secrets of the universe, sloth bear is often considered the greatest mind in the animal kingdom.

David and his friends were baked at a bonfire, when sloth bear appeared and explained to them everything they wanted to know.

by TheSlothBear May 26, 2013