Fiddle the Bean

Phrase used to describe the act of a female masturbating.

She told me she likes to fiddle the bean before bed.

by wollyhall September 22, 2011

Beans in the Chili

The act of getting one's balls into someone's asshole.

"And then I put my beans in the chili"

by donnishdirt April 20, 2010

Bean-Farts

After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.

He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."

by buttmonkey5678 July 28, 2009

sweetish beans

REALLY REALLY REALLY FREAKIN COOL
this is what you say when you are so excited by somethings coolness, that you could crap your pants

Brandon: DUDE, i just got a 360! ITS REALLY SWEETISH BEANS

Corey: I GOT ONE TOO, IT IS THE MOST SWEETISH BEANS THING EVER!!!!!!

Harry: ME TOO, AHHHHHH ITS SOO SWEETISH BEANS

Kyle: Im a fag, i wish i had something sweetish beans, and that i could make my own opinion on music...

Joey: Im not cool enough to say that anymore, and im not cool enough to stick with my friends and listen to corey's advice

Brandon, Harry and Corey: NOPE YOU ARE NOT SWEETISH BEANS!!!!

by Brandon S, Harry A, Corey D September 1, 2008

Mr. bean

a hilarious british TV comedy that was cancelled, if it has been cancelled. mr. bean is played by rowan atkinson who is also in the movies love actually and bean. in my opinion, one of the funniest British TV shows to be cancelled.

made into an fiscally unsuccessful movie starring rowan atkinson and the crazy dude from ghostbusters.

i like the episode where mr. bean falls asleep during church on his knees and face on the floor and he sneezes and has to use the inside of his pocket as a handkerchief.

by It's me 555 September 20, 2017

5 beans

Also referred to as 5 dollars.

Me: how much does that pack cost?

Rob: "5 beans".

by Yeabrah July 4, 2016

Billy Beane

The God of Major League Baseball.

Billy Beane is the smartest man on Earth and will forever change the game of baseball.

"In Billy We Trust"

by Baked Beanes June 11, 2006