Shit tat

A generic term for an awful tattoo, such as a friend’s name on your ass e.g. ‘Sam Veston’

How bad is that shit tat?

by OriginalOrigi2 June 3, 2019

A shit and run

When someone takes a shit and clugs the toilet without telling the owner of the bathroom!

God man...someone did a shit and run in the bathroom!

by zacherzach November 6, 2016

good as shit

used to describe someone or something when it is exceptionally good, above average.

i just ordered some papa johns, this pizza is good as shit.

can you play dark souls 2? im good as shit at that game.

by stivodivo March 6, 2019

Napalm Shits

An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.

Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.

Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers

by TransFerret January 18, 2019

Shit Mist

That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.

"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."

by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019

a holy shit

A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.

Dude. I just took a holy shit and I feel great.

by starbursty April 26, 2016

Garage Shits

The sensation of needing to go back in the house to fire off a missile immediately after starting a project in the garage. It's a real momentum killer. If you're ever constipated, head out to the garage and pick up a drill. Instant 💩. #garageshits

I needed to go fix the car but didn’t get anything done because I got the garage shits.

by Captain Walleye November 10, 2018