Alaskan Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only you shit into a container and freeze it so your partner can take it out on a hot day and let it defrost on their chest.

It's going to be really hot tomorrow, can you prepare an Alaskan Steamer for me?

by Dragon cock December 02, 2018

Alaskan Joe

The act of taking a shit in a moving charter bus's toilet.

"I can’t believe you did an Alaskan Joe during the road trip here! The whole bus stunk!"

by Duncaccino28 April 23, 2022

Alaskan Pocket Pussy

Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.

Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.

“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”

by TheBigB69 November 14, 2023

alaskan alligator

The action when a female with braces performs fellatio on a man and chomps down looking up and won’t let go until the man gives the female a facial.

My girl just gave me an Alaskan Alligator and now I have to go to the emergency room

by Maggie’s house April 29, 2018

Alaskan go-kart

Having strong enough explosive diarrhea on a hill causing you to move forward

Bob over there had 4 taco bell burritos and sat on a hill causing him to do an Alaskan go-kart

by Sinthie March 04, 2024

Alaskan Neckbrace

Alaskan Neckbrace is when you put some ice in your partners mouth then getting a blowjob while you choke them

Dude me and my girlfriend got weird last night, we did an Alaskan Neckbrace.

by tunapouch2250 October 03, 2018

Alaskan Blowfish

To fart into one's "partner's" mouth, causing their cheeks to inflate and mildly imitate a blowfish. It can possibly be done to someone sleeping.

The First Lady LOVES to give the President an Alaskan Blowfish

by EtymaDrums June 10, 2015