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Alabama Dirty Bear

When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair
Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear
by Crowdraven87 June 20, 2019
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Alabama Eight Ball

Cramming ones body with copious amounts of energy drinks and candy bars in order to receive a short boost of energy, just to crash in the end.
In order for Remus to make it to the squirrel festival in time, he consumed an Alabama eight ball so he could drive straight through the night.
by Franks Red Hot April 14, 2014
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Alabama Rim Rocket

When you insert a firecracker into your cousins ass and eat the bloody asshole
"Bro I heard Orion and Carter went wild at the party last night and an Alabama Rim rocket sent them to the hospital"
by Mama kendig May 30, 2020
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alabama%20hot%20pocket

Move used by a Daddy, usually in bed, involves stuffing your sex slave with your hot bodily fluids. May involve females period blood if you want to make it a pepperoni hot pocket.
My mans made an "alabama%20hot%20pocket "out of me last night
by Big Daddy Doggo March 6, 2017
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alabama bait and switch

Hell thats when your banging your old lady with the lights out, tell her you gotta to go piss, and let you buddy slip on back there in the bedroom for ya.
Buddy says,"Shit Bill, Ill give you 20 bucks and one of my best roosters if we can pull a little Alabama bait and switch tonight." Other feller says," God Damn son, thats a hell of a deal!" "Go head."
by Reb Jenkins July 8, 2006
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alabama hot-pocket

the act of taking a shit in a womans pussy and then fucking it.
The poor bitch was hungry so i whipped her up an Alabama Hot-Pocket!
by Eddie123456 October 26, 2007
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Alabama hot pocket

by CallMeMrCrabs August 13, 2021
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