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corey j evans

bald cunt who eats dookie chips and shaves his head bald and somehow gets patchy spot
Man i HATE corey j evans, Bald cunt always shouting "i've played these games before!!!!". Man i wish i could pulverise him
by EHSdookie-chipsBandit2020 January 24, 2025
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Evan

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evan is short but mazing and they will one day rule the world
they love animeles with all there harts and cat stpell for the life of them but it realy smart
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short
1: there the best!
by 9uhinjk May 20, 2022
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evan mollov

"Evan Mollov" Is a phrase that means someone is not going somewhere.
Evan Mollov isn't going gym today.
by LazyBread123 June 9, 2023
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Evan

YOURE SO TRASH EVAN GET GUD CONSOLE PLEB
by Pseudonym1838281188 September 3, 2018
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evan

Evan is my best boy, hes my bestfriend and my lovely partner, he know just the right thing to do when I'm in a bad mood and he's so smart. Hes so much better than any other guy I've met and he's super cool. I miss him when I'm not with him and he's so amazing. Whenever I look up into the sky I see him in the stars. I see the shimmer of his eyes in the brightest star, and ill see little things everyday that remind me of him. If I see anything spider man themed I think of him, he's the spider man to my M.J. he would make annotations in the margins after he "borrowed it" because what is much? He'll force himself to listen to my blatantly misogynistic music or comfort me when I'm having a bad day or listen to me talk shit about everyone at my school. And he'll be there no matter what, even if things don't workout I'll always love him. So if you do find an Evan keep him, cause he'll be one of the greatest gifts of ur life.
me: evan you'll never guess what this bitch did today.

evan: what did she do.

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me:everyone's calling you zesty and I'm so sad

evan: don't worry ur the only one I want

I was lowkey blushing when he said this 🤭

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by ilovemiso March 2, 2023
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Evan major

He so EVAN MAJOR JACKSON that’s why I like him
by Thisguy33333 November 23, 2021
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Jamie Evans

Used for describing how much Jamie loves Aidan
Wow, I also Jamie Evans
by loljamielovesaidan November 24, 2020
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