The act of ejaculating onto a sleeping females hand, then tickling her face so that she cum slaps herself.
Jason: "how did your hot date go the other night"
Mitchell: "Man that slut passed out on me so I gave her the old spanish pie"
Mitchell: "Man that slut passed out on me so I gave her the old spanish pie"
by roflwagoneer February 14, 2009
idiom: falls under the same concept as The Cake Is A Lie.
"The Cake Is A Pie" implies that a promised reward is sought after and is found, much to one's chagrin, a plain, stripped-down, bland or otherwise unappealing alternative; always unbeknownst to the person who made the promise, as they assume the expected reward and the reward, the "cake" and the "pie", are mutually interchangeable-- when in fact cake is multilayered, iced, cream-filled, and decked the fuck out, and pie is, bread.
"The Cake Is A Pie" implies that a promised reward is sought after and is found, much to one's chagrin, a plain, stripped-down, bland or otherwise unappealing alternative; always unbeknownst to the person who made the promise, as they assume the expected reward and the reward, the "cake" and the "pie", are mutually interchangeable-- when in fact cake is multilayered, iced, cream-filled, and decked the fuck out, and pie is, bread.
A: ...I ran errands for months on end, and two years in, all that toiling in the sun, pulling twice her fucking weight.. for a fucking Sony Walkman.
B: ...
...
...Huh.
C: *studies MP3* What happened to i5?
A: .THE CAKE WAS A LIE.
...
C: T-T crusty old doof bitch T-T
A: I know right wtf is this shit this is not iPod T^T thats why shes dying T^T.
B: ...
T_T
...
...e_e...
...You never specified...
...e_e...
are you serious e_e 'thats why shes dying' e_e
Here, because her intent wasn't to lie, the problem is not that the cake is a lie.
The problem is that the cake is a pie.
B: ...
...
...Huh.
C: *studies MP3* What happened to i5?
A: .THE CAKE WAS A LIE.
...
C: T-T crusty old doof bitch T-T
A: I know right wtf is this shit this is not iPod T^T thats why shes dying T^T.
B: ...
T_T
...
...e_e...
...You never specified...
...e_e...
are you serious e_e 'thats why shes dying' e_e
Here, because her intent wasn't to lie, the problem is not that the cake is a lie.
The problem is that the cake is a pie.
by RozPowell June 10, 2012
A term used to describe the yaoi-filled destiny of the late L Lawliet and Light Yagami of Death Note.
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