tingly joe

the act of mixing hand sanitizer with lube and using for sexual acts. preferably with condom to avoid burning sensation in ones urethra.

she was being a real bitch so i pulled a tingly joe on her and now i'm all alone

by terrainsnake January 29, 2018

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Granola Joe

GRANOLA JOE IS YOUR DOOM. GRANOLA JOE IS THE VANISHING POINT OF ALL DESTINY, THE EVENT HORIZON BEYOND WHICH ALL IS DARKNESS AND VOID. GRANOLA JOE WILL COME BEARING GIFTS. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU LOOK REALLY COOL IN THAT SHIRT. GRANOLA JOE WILL OFFER TO HELP YOU PUT TOGETHER YOUR IKEA FURNITURE AND THEN ACTUALLY FOLLOW THROUGH. GRANOLA JOE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LOVED AND VALUED. GRANOLA JOE WILL INCREASE THE STANDARD OF LIVING OF ALL HUMAN BEINGS THAT ARE TOUCHED BY ITS SEETHING, HUNGRY SHADOW. GRANOLA JOE WILL DECEIVE YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. GRANOLA JOE WILL DEMAND THINGS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. GRANOLA JOE WILL SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF POWER. GRANOLA JOE WILL SUBSUME YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL LOVE YOU IN A WAY YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND. GRANOLA JOE, UNCONQUERED, UNYIELDING, GRANOLA JOE, UNCEASING, DEVOURING, GRANOLA JOE, ASCENDANT, ALL-DESIRING, GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE.

IN THE FETID, ECONOMICALLY APPOINTED INTERIOR OF THE WINNEBAGO, GRANOLA JOE LIES IN SPLENDID REPOSE, SHROUDED IN GREASY HAWAIIAN SHIRTS AND DECAYING PLASTIC LEIS.

by GRANOLA JOE September 12, 2019

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Jade and Joe

A boy who likes a girl but the girl doesn't like him back the way he likes her.

OI mate you've just been Jade and Joe'ed

by AJCRAZYBOI February 19, 2017

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on chin joe

On Chin Joe

On Chin joe is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "I swear to God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On gangnem ," "On cro ," etc...

:Person 1: I Was at BearCreek Smoking up And A The Opps Walked past And ran when

They saw my Pitbull

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: “On Chin Joe, Bruh “

by ReklessX6 March 26, 2021

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Joe's World

Joe's World is the definition of a personality type, a complete and total moron. A person who lies consistently and sits and on his computer monitoring all of his Facebook Groups. This type of person will complain about how people in his groups don't/won't follow HIS rules. Joe's World is a place where he make sure up rules and if you are not in his favor you will be called out like a child. As you can see the Joe's World personality is one that very few people can get along with.

Look at Carl, he must not be welcome in Joe's World because he disagreed with him.

by King Cusher November 1, 2016

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