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Half Twins

Fraternal twins that are conceived between one mother and two different fathers, usually at an orgy or gangbang.
Skylar: Wait you guys think I'm dating Trayvon? Eww gross, we're half twins!
by Tyrone Watson April 4, 2021
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Pussy twins

Two people (of any gender) who have had sexual relations with the same person. An alternative to the non-pc phrase “eskimo sisters/brothers”.
Did you hear that John and Bill both hooked up with Natalie? They’re pussy twins now.
by smallpotatoes June 3, 2023
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Twin-headed dragon

Also known as the hydra or the double-headed dragon, this involves pooping your guts out and puking your guts out simultaneously. I.e., the fire coming out of two sides at once 😥
Bro: Dude I just got food poisoning and last night I experienced a twin-headed dragon
Bro 2: I hope you had a garbage can... Or a good shower and a change of clothes....
by Jawn stawkton September 13, 2020
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Non-Twin Twin

When you're the older brother to a sister three years your junior and, due to development timeline differences, you end up resembling twins your entire life. Oftentimes this phenomenon results in common themes present in actual real life twins. Twin telepathy, for example, is one of these anomalies and is described as one twin being able to access the thoughts and feelings of the other twin without any signs or prompting.

Her: hey Tom, what's that movie where -
Him: The Princess Bride, for the 7th time ?!?!?!
Her: thanks! Was stuck in my head...
Her: hey! do you want to ligh-
Him: Light up? I have a J prepped waiting for you to ask
Her: word! I've been hustling my ass all day and
Him: And you ran out two days ago... yeah, I know. I gotchu sissy
Her: Preciate' it Non-Twin Twin
by TDiesel December 16, 2019
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Twinning

A type of transformation involving a person being transformed into a copy of someone else.
Example 1:“I have a raging twinning fetish and I am completely fine with it ruining my life”

Example 2:“Dude imagine if I got twinned into Agent Smith during the matrix’s sequels and it was shown onscreen, now THAT would be hot!”
by Bambianca January 4, 2024
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Twin towered

I wanna get twin towered by those identical twins right there
by huntynutcheerio November 21, 2019
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BuddahVega's twins

1. The chaotic celestial offspring of BuddahVega- half divine, half disaster, all attitude. These two pint-sized demigods were sent from the heavens to test the patience of mortals and overthrow the toy aisle.

DenaroVega
A boy pup forged in a volcano made entirely of dog hair and rage. Denaro is an Aries-powered spitfire with the temperament of a caffeinated war god. Short-tempered. Loud. Constantly offended. Will fight a houseplant for looking at him wrong. Known to bark at ghosts, shadows, and his own reflection—because it “disrespected him.”

Uncle Dustin: “Denaro didn’t bite the UPS guy… ...he 'warned' him with teeth.”

ZenVega
A beautiful, untamed goddess in the shape of a girl pup. Lightning in the form of fur. Moves so fast she exists in several dimensions at once. Rebellious as hell and proud of it. Has never followed a single rule in her entire life, not even gravity. Known for her… let’s call it “aggressive intimacy” with her stuffed animals. Every plush toy in the house has trauma and stories they can’t tell.

Friend: “Is she… grinding on that unicorn again?”

Uncle Dustin: “Yeah. She named it Steve. Don’t ask.”

"Together" they are the twin storms of adorably unholy chaos. Denaro is the fire. Zen is the lightning. And BuddahVega? He’s just trying to keep the furniture alive.
Those kids tonight were as wild as BuddahVega's twins, I hope it does not rub off on the other kids at their school.
by StewPididy June 25, 2025
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