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alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape
With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.
by deepfish January 16, 2015
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surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020
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Tool

Peter Keating from The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand is the original tool.

Someone who doesn't think for themselves, who's opinions are only that of whom the tool seeks approval from. A tool would never stand up to a crowd and speak of disapproval even if it was the just thing to do.
That dude is such a tool.
by mcm663 September 8, 2016
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Tool

Tool- I know the pieces fit

Look it up on YouTube
by mmmmm sausage July 24, 2018
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park tool

All the retards that work at park tool
by Forumyoung June 15, 2022
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freshman tool

A freshman tool is when an upperclassman messes with the same freshman constantly and multiple people mess with him/her too .
Omg did you see what Johnny did ,they say he's smashed 4 girls he's such a freshman tool
by Whydoesnypresencematter August 11, 2017
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Tool

Someone who lack's mental capacity. a retard; a idiot.
You're a tool.

" wow, that guy doesn't even know what he is doing "
" yeah , what a tool "
by ultimatepwr October 28, 2009
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