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Goblinitis

When someone becomes so high, they aren’t able to comprehend there own sentences or speaking properly
She’s so high that the goblinitis is kicking in
by Goose the moose August 20, 2023
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Jit Goblin

A member of the ski group / cultural movement group called "Jiddism"
by Dreyno01 November 14, 2023
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Gooch Goblin

A small animal that grows inside of a human's gooch. The gooch goblin feeds on vibrations from the "Gooch pounder" and will grow in size when fed enough. If the gooch goblin is not fed enough then it will become aggrivated and will harm the human host in a "Gooch destruction" this can cause permanent damage to the host and can occationally result in death. When the gooch goblin is born they migrate to the right cheek along with the "Smegma soldiers".

In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek

later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
PERSON 1: I have a painful feeling in right under my booty-crack
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
by Angry_Salad December 12, 2024
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BBC Goblin

someone whos so obsessed with black men and black cock that they wont stop yappin to you about it

also known as @xxander.___leaf on instagram
person: i like black men
me: fucken bbc goblin
by ve$t March 21, 2024
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Red Goblin

Green Goblin And Carnage Merged Together (AKA THE RED GOBLIN).
The Red Goblin Throws red carnage pumpkin bomb.
by Owen Cerruto September 14, 2023
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Goblin mode

When a animal acts funny or attacks someone for no reason
Speaker1: yo do you see that cat?
Speaker2: yeah man it’s going goblin mode
by UpstartHare3268 May 22, 2023
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mlm goblin

A new acquaintance (whether from the internet or in person) strikes a conversation wanting to be your friend, but ultimately at the end of the day they are trying to get you into a pyramid scheme / MLM.
Me: (Doing homework at the library)
Person: hey bro what you studying
Me: business 101

Person: oh cool, I used to take business in uni but ultimately dropped out, best decision of my life.

Me: really why did you dropout?
Person: school is not the way to success, it’s really about being around the right people.

Me: that’s cool man I’m kinda busy atm
Person: put those books down, the system is trying to play you man, I found a system that actually works, my mentor can get you on our team and you could make some money on the side.

Me: you sound like a mlm goblin bruh I’m not spreading my ass cheeks for your mentor.
by iwannaperish December 25, 2023
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