Banana Vortex

The act of inserting the bottom ends of multiple bananas, usually at least 4, into the rectum and having the other ends point outward as to make a vortexical opening into the anus; bananas can sometimes be frozen

My friends and I like to give each other banana vortexs.

by TheMoeyJaxter March 27, 2015

Banana Whammy

When a female inserts a banana into the rectum of a male while using the banana peel to jack him off until he cums into it. Then she "ripes" his ass with the peel.

I bought two bananas at the store, one for the split and the other to banana whammy you with after you take the trash out.

by traderblows24 May 29, 2016

awkward banana

1.) when a guy gets happy, eliciting a response from his banana (dick), and those around him notice and call 'awkward banana'
2.) code name for a boner

1.) *sprong!* 'AWKWARD BANANA!'
2.) 'dude I kissed him and he totally got an awkward banana'

by thebizabiz March 3, 2011

Banana cat

A wonderful Banana child come form the heavens to bless us all with their battle crie

Oh look its Banana cat

by Lord Of The Loco February 5, 2021

banana crinkle

a painful throbbing bruise. can be anywhere on your body. abnormally colored. all shapes and sizes

She went snowboarding for the first time and came home with many banana crinkles.

by keystone colorado! November 1, 2009

Banana thoughts

The period of time when you're still awake, just about to fall asleep and your train of thought warps into the surreal.

"I was thinking about what I was going to have for breakfast tomorrow and just before I fell asleep I suddenly woke up from banana thoughts seeing myself eat cereal with lions wearing glasses"

by gden3367 January 10, 2012

Banana-Boner

When a male has such a large erection, (Particularly during sex), that his penis begins to curve upward to resemble the shape of a banana.

Last night was so great, that I got a banana-boner.

by SE123 April 3, 2014