A form of cunt-face that is deceptive in that it hides ghastly interior behind an alluring fresh-smelling exterior. The fresh-smelling-cunt-face's motive for doing this is that the appealing smell attracts a higher number of prey than that of the generic cunt-face, thus rendering its kill-ratio much higher.
Sir David Attenborough: We now see the fresh-smelling-cunt-face in its natural environment, surrounded by pecker-crackers and weiner-bags. Disgusting! But fresh...
by pseudojimurmum November 22, 2013
when you hop outta the shower and your coochie be smellin’ fresh as a daisy and ready for a munchin’
by sikeitsthedyke October 30, 2018
when, after hours of sex between a male and a female, the male sucks all the juice - orgasm and sweat - from the female's ass with a straw. But it doesn't involve anal sex, which would be felching.
by B.Z.Whiddum October 12, 2007
mum: "billy got sent to jail, turns out he had FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)"
dad: "did he wake up with a bleeding asshole?"
dad: "did he wake up with a bleeding asshole?"
by chickensoup64 May 23, 2006
refering to a black person who does whatever a white person tells them to do. sometimes concidered a "slave".
by J-Masta November 04, 2006
What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.
You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!
by Solid Mantis November 24, 2016
* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"
* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"
* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"
by Ron Damint March 21, 2013