What was once the ultimate put down. The strongest diss you could say to somebody who was annoying you by being physical with something you own.
Starting off with expensive things that other poor kids couldn't afford, this was a snobbish insult used by richer kids who had the flashest new gear and one of the poorer kids wanted to touch it as they could never afford somethign so extravagent. This was in fear of the poorer kids leaving germs or nits on the item leaving the richer kid fucked later on. This would put them in their place and the poor kids would know their place in society.
However, things started to get a bit out of hand circa 1997. The diss spread wildly across Britain's schools and soonn became used in day to day conversations heard in the playground; the cheaper the tackier the item the better the insult. It was a witty way of saaying "you're so poor that..." but without having to use the brainpower to think of an item and and it would leave people hurt inside.
Soon enough people found a way of responding to this comment which was to get your wallet out and show you have enough money to indeed afford the item, thus making the person who used it look silly and make their point completely void. Soon after this was discovered people stopped using it, and thus sending a classic diss to the history books along with "your mum gives head for bread" and other such insults.
Starting off with expensive things that other poor kids couldn't afford, this was a snobbish insult used by richer kids who had the flashest new gear and one of the poorer kids wanted to touch it as they could never afford somethign so extravagent. This was in fear of the poorer kids leaving germs or nits on the item leaving the richer kid fucked later on. This would put them in their place and the poor kids would know their place in society.
However, things started to get a bit out of hand circa 1997. The diss spread wildly across Britain's schools and soonn became used in day to day conversations heard in the playground; the cheaper the tackier the item the better the insult. It was a witty way of saaying "you're so poor that..." but without having to use the brainpower to think of an item and and it would leave people hurt inside.
Soon enough people found a way of responding to this comment which was to get your wallet out and show you have enough money to indeed afford the item, thus making the person who used it look silly and make their point completely void. Soon after this was discovered people stopped using it, and thus sending a classic diss to the history books along with "your mum gives head for bread" and other such insults.
Person 1 "Hey, Let me have a look at that pen."
Person 2 "Oi, don't touch what you can't afford!"
Person 1 "Damn...you didn't have to go there."
Person 2 "Oi, don't touch what you can't afford!"
Person 1 "Damn...you didn't have to go there."
by GF February 18, 2007
Get the don't touch what you can't afford mug.1. Expression for for doing something foolish or unnecessary.
2. Possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.
2. Possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.
Person: "I just bought some new alien detecting binoculars"
Me: "You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes."
Me: "You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes."
by Sheppison September 18, 2010
Get the You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes. mug.Said in a situation where you do not believe what is being said to you by someone. Cheap thai watches are known to get the time wrong because they are cheaply made. This isn't an insulting or provocative term but a reactionary and conversational term.
Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.
Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.
by Dangerous.999 September 2, 2009
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One of the best songs in the world by the hard rock band, AC/DC. It was the first song of theirs to make it to the Top 40 list.
One of the best songs in the world by the hard rock band, AC/DC. It was the first song of theirs to make it to the Top 40 list.
Yo Smill! Have you heard "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC?
Why do I have to give an example..just go listen to the truckin awesome song!!
Why do I have to give an example..just go listen to the truckin awesome song!!
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Get the you shook me all night long mug.The term used on first and/or second dates to make your date feel confused and uncomfortable, (but will make them feel special and jazzed) to the point that they will feel that they will have to "put out" and tell their other friends that they did "The Egg roll"-
Can, also, be used in political speeches to add needed cryptic tone and confusion.
Can, also, be used in political speeches to add needed cryptic tone and confusion.
Girl- So if you think you're getting any.. we will see.."
Guy- Oh yeah? Well, "With Six, you get Egg Roll"
Girl- I'm so turned on..I think.. and lets skip the movie..
Politician on stump- "I believe that the the immigration policy in America needs to changed, because IF WE DO NOT.. THEN With Six you get Egg Roll.. AND THAT CAN NOT BE ALLOWED.. Thank you!!
Guy- Oh yeah? Well, "With Six, you get Egg Roll"
Girl- I'm so turned on..I think.. and lets skip the movie..
Politician on stump- "I believe that the the immigration policy in America needs to changed, because IF WE DO NOT.. THEN With Six you get Egg Roll.. AND THAT CAN NOT BE ALLOWED.. Thank you!!
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Get the With Six, you get Egg Roll mug.What people say in California because they're angry about all the tourists and people who move in and steal all their water.
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Californian: You sound like an idiot. We grew here, you flew here.
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Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
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