shiver me timberlands

It’s when you are shivering in you timberland kicks due to a shameful attempt by someone to try out it over you or bully you.

Modern slang derived from the pirate slang “shiver me Timbers”

Only usually cool people say this phrase

Macho wannabe 1: you think you look so big standing there ya little weasel, id flog you in an arm wrestle.

Cool reply: oooh, shiver me timberlands ya big pussy.

Alternative cool reply: ooooh…. Im shivering in me timberlands you lil bitch

by Bolo 1989 September 6, 2023

Pick me

A boy/girl often being obsessed over one typical person. Often saying things like " Oh yeah i literally into football i watch it everyday!" Just to get chosen by their crush. They often think that their life is a movie and will also copy the things they see from their crush or that seems to get their attention.

"Omg don't you think lara is such a Pick Me?"
"YESS I know right She's all over jacob"

by thepersonuneedinyourlife September 7, 2023

take me back

When the mentally disabled indian k-pop wannabe girl that deserves a straighjacket especially after seeing her insta posts where the bitch cant make a normal fucking face decieves my nigga, who genuinely cared but was used a convenience. shes also very likely to make a fake k-pop bf.

TAKE ME BACKKKKK TAKE ME BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by harveyyyyuaghhdshds September 7, 2023

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

You, Me, Fish Station

The most fucked up fever FISH you'll ever have.

Credit to The Partygoers!

Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, FISH Station

Person 2: YOU, ME, FISH STATION. What are we getting for dinner? FISH OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a Fish inside of our FISH. We black out and wake up in a FISH, we're surrounded by fish, FISHY FISH, you know what that means! FISH! The stench draws in a FISH, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, FISH fight, FISH handed, FISH... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the FISH after we beat it in a FISH, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE FISH? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as FISH, then I turn into a FISH, fly into the FISH, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a FISH, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a FISH, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE FISH, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE FISH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA

by EEEFIN September 8, 2023

Me-ness

Me-ness, is the personality of someone who’s name is @Moriah Elizabeth, a youtuber, THAT I LOVE, the me-ness of someone, is that they love rainbow, desserts and art

I have a little bit of me-ness, I love rainbows and desserts, but not that much

by ilovemoriahelizabeth_ September 9, 2023

Pick me boy

A boy who is annoying and seeks attention they act like they hate themselves for attention and are the worst person on earth. Most of them have curly hair. The mostly seek attention from the gender they like.

Pick me boy: omg im so ugly and annoying you probably don’t even want to talk to me.

Person: no you’re not stop acting like that.

Pick me boy: I should just disappear, nobody would care anyways.

Person: can you please shut up?

by Goodybag September 9, 2023