shit on my dick

Prison slang referring to anal sex.

"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".

by raydio April 4, 2006

Next Level Shit

(N.) Refers to some of the most dank weed around. This weed is far superior reggs or middies, and contains very high levels of THC.

(V.) To be high on incredibly dank weed.

Person #1: Yo guess what I just scored.

Person #2: Some reggs?

Person #1: Nah, I got some of that Next Level Shit! It's some Purple Kush.

Person #3: Damn we're gonna be on some next level shit tonight.

by Ace_Go_Blue March 22, 2010

tear shit up

To mess something/someone up for fun/no apparent reason.

Something to do when boredom sets in.

Alex and Lauren fuckin' tear shit up on a regular basis, ya heard?

by Lauren October 23, 2004

Someone Shit on the Coats!

A PERSONAL way to be remembered.
At a party, someone sooner or later will say "Someone Shit on the Coats"
No one but YOU will know what went on. Once you say, ... "what?" BOOM! you're like a PHANTOM! you've dissapeared!

-Greatest bit from Dane Cook

"Someone Shit on the Coats!"
or
"I THINK someone shit on the coats"

by Lizziepoo March 19, 2008

Dumb Shit Ass

My dad

Someone who is an idiot and a ass all at one.

My dad is such a dumb shit ass!!!!!

by Kayla March 4, 2005

fug dat shit

fuck that shit

nuca, fuck that shit!

by zack mother fucking dobbelaar November 13, 2002

Alabama shit demon

A double sized alcoholic shot containg the following:1 one ounce shot of Jameson Isish whiskey,1 one ounce shot of two day old hot Mickeys malt liquor(must be from a 40oz bottle),and a heavy spray of mace.The resulting drink will leave the drinker writhing on the floor in intense stomach pain.Withing a few hours of consumption,the drinker will then be unable to control bowels,deficating all over themselves.

Greg:"Dude are you sure you want to drink an Alabama Shit Demon?"
Cody:"Yeah man,I'm not scared!"
Greg:"Alright man...Enjoy."
Cody:"AAAHHH!!Jesus,why!?!"

by LazarusReturns February 6, 2010