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High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
by Argonator May 19, 2022
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High Hat

A wine chilling bucket on a stand.
From the set up's resemblance to a cymbal on a stand - called the High Hat.
They were getting engaged, so I brought them Champagne in a High Hat.
by Jamdef April 19, 2022
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high on emma

this is when you experience a high feeling, while you constantly think about emma and talk to her. the amazing beautiful emma
by bruhman1233 June 19, 2022
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Vernon Township High School

whether it’s a crack whore or an executive human being, you’ll find those and the ones in between. Vernon possibly has debatably the weirdest mix of people, along with one of the worst football teams in jersey. You see such a hyped school when it comes to the school sports, at least until it comes to the pep rallies. if you are from the town surrounding vernon you are weird. It doesn’t matter who you are. you’re weird.
“Hey are you from Vernon Township High School? I heard y’all were weird.”
by beansinmybutt December 7, 2021
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Fulton Jr. High

The crappiest ugliest most disgusting excuse for a school ever
Person 1: Did you hear that one kid saying the Earth is flat?
Person 2: He's so stupid, he must've gone to Fulton Jr. High.
by CarrielStudent February 11, 2023
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Camden High School

The worst school in Australia according to some random person on TikTok
by Dave epic dude September 5, 2025
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grovetown high school

one of the best schools in Columbia county- has some incredible teachers that are very supportive. most of the students are wonderful, kind individuals. a place that you definitely want to attend, or have your kids attend. ♥️
“Yo, did you hear about what that one student did at grovetown high school?”
“Nah, what happened?”
“dude, they lead the way like a fuckin warrior. i heard that they donated to the spooky to be hungry Drive last month and help put up posters for spreading kindness”
“Dude that’s awesome”
by babyflamingo November 23, 2019
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