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When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.
Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."

Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"
by xXyOuRmOmIsGaEXx January 24, 2022
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Spank me

Please spank me daddy. I’ve been so bad.

Get the handcuffs and put them on real tight. Gag me. Pull my pants down and real slow pull my panties down with them. Force me over your lap. Secure the cuffs so I can’t move. Grab a paddle or your hand or SOMETHING HARD. Start hard and slow. Spank me and make me moan. Make it hurt. Do this 20-40 times. Then get faster and faster and FASTER! HARDER AND HARDER! Make me scream and yell and cry real tears. Make me apologize and beg. But don’t be deceived because that pain is what feels sooooo good. Tell me the punishment is almost over but it isn’t. Grab me and lead me over to your office. Chain the handcuffs down so I’m bent over. Force my legs open so you have full access. Then go crazy. Show no mercy. I’ll scream “PLEASE DADDY NO MORE PLEASE” while screaming and moaning. Gasping for air I finally think you’re done after 60-100 hard spanks. But you’re only getting started you grab a 16 inch dildo and push 6 inches in. I moan like crazy. It’s a lot to take in. Through the gag I moan louder as you continue to push 4 more inches in. My pussy is wet and throbbing. Ahhhhh AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH. You leave six inches out as you continue to spank me as hard as you can and once you get to my 150th spank, that last one is what all at once shoved the rest of the dildo in. I scream and moan for 10 minutes straight. Please daddy. Spank me. Spank me. SPANK ME. Ahh ahhhhhh AHHHH AHHHHH OH AHHHHHH PLEASE THATS IT RIGHT THERE HARDER FASTER AHHHHHHHHH
P1:Have you been a bad girl?

P2:No

P1:You liar, you forgot to do the laundry. You’re getting punished. Bend over. Now.

P2:Ahhh please daddy spank me. Spank me hard.
by Just.living.one.day.at.a.time September 30, 2025
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Me-Gan

The complete opposite of vegan. A person who only eats meat.
You might be a vegan is you order a burger without any lettuce, tomato, onion or any other condiments/toppings

He doesnt fuck with any of the other bland food, give him some MEAT because he's Me-Gan!!!

Fuck Vegan vote Me-Gan™
by Chelsie_Phalon December 22, 2018
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no me

when someone boasts, you scream this
A: I'm the smartest person in the class, dumbass!
B: no me
A: (dies)
by a doorknob July 29, 2018
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bust me some

To give someone something. londoner slang
Person 1: *opens a bag of Doritos*
Person 2: yo bust me some Doritos still
by Pekskdkekmsksla March 1, 2022
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Pick me

“Ugh Noam is such a pick me girl
by I’m smarter then yall October 9, 2021
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