You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.

"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Once twice three times you're ladies

How can we know what you've done,
If we can't even do what we are meant to hun,
If it was meant to be,
I wouldn't be heading out to sea!

Once twice three times you're ladies for shame on giving females a bad name.

by Don't you know who I am November 25, 2023

You're welcome, nerds!

A humorously-sarcastic addendum included in a web-page where someone posts semi-in-depth info, a link, etc., about something dat only a very few humans on Earth would likely have any significant interest in (such as dat November 12th, 2010 is da FIFTY-FIFTH anniversary of da infamous nineteen-FIFTY-FIVE Hill Valley lightning storm), but dat said data-poster knows would indeed be very interesting to said "select few", and so he's taken it upon himself to scatter around and obtain said greatly-craved resources, specifically to cater to his fellow "nerds".

The Fonz's motorcycle still exists --- here's a link to a nice page about it, complete with nice color photos and fascinating factoids: onmilwaukee.com/articles/fonzie-bike. P.S. You're welcome, nerds! Knock yourselves out! AY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!

by QuacksO November 9, 2023

You're Built Like a Mormon

You have the body of a Mormon

My dick physically slipped and you're built like a Mormon.

by Prokaryote vs Eukaryote October 12, 2019

Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it

by Nina Simone November 21, 2021

You're a boop

The opposite of a bop . A boop is a lover who cherishes the sweet things in a loving relationship.

" You presented the flowers he gave you ? , You're a boop "

by YouknowwhoKD March 16, 2025

You're Not Perfect.

An utterly horrifying scene from Courage The Cowardly Dog.

"You're Not Perfect."

-Whatever That Creature Was.

by Petah Griffin February 21, 2021