Magic Johnson Virus

A slag term that refers to the HIV virus that was contracted by Lakers legend Magic Johnson.

I swear if that mother fucker calls me a faggot again , I’ll give him a syringe of the Magic Johnson Virus.

by Chefondvd April 26, 2019

Hobos Green Johnson

Lime Jello made with any desired combination of water and Everclear. Like a massive jello shot on crack but cheaper. You can even add marshmallows or fruit to the mixture to disguise the Everclear taste even more.

After my Hobos Green Johnson was done setting, I "enhanced" it by pouring more Everclear into it.

Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!

by teamdiscoverychannel September 19, 2017

Jeremiah Johnson Jr

Hes the goat He gonna have a clothing line be a platinum rapper or popular youtuber or Actor and he gonna be a millionaire with the most prettiest Wife and gon be having 2 Sons And 1 Daughter or 2 sons 2 daughters when he 28 and his folks and his brother gon be straight 4 life………

Jeremiah Johnson Jr gonna go down in history.

by TJG4DAWIN February 18, 2022

yerkin my johnson

tuggin my hog

Ryan: "I'm gonna show you my insane Seige clip."

Steven: "I'm yerkin my johnson right now"

by Cardiac Johnson August 22, 2023

William Richard Johnson

William Richard Johnson, aka Willy Dick Johnson, aka Dick Dick Dick.

That girl could handle a William Richard Johnson situation.

by Aslegue87 July 30, 2022

Jason Jackson Johnson

The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.

"Hey keisha, Its I JASON JACKSON JOHNSON"

"OMG HE'S SO HOT" - Real Jason Jackson Johnson fangirls

by Genghis Kahn January 10, 2021

The Angry Johnson Thompson

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.

The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"

by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023