Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 28, 2019

National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife

Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!

by Jason.. May 09, 2022

wife savy

Wife savy are girls or women who can clean ,cook, and love. The whole package

Girls with the letters K😍 ,A💍 ,J💜 ,I💕 Z😘 ,&& M😏 are usually wife savy

by omggurl_love December 12, 2015

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Circuitry, Bler

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Circuitry, Bler

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Circuitry, Bler

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 December 26, 2016

spice wife

Usually a female who seems to be married to the sesh, or married to a someone who loves the sesh too much.

Normally anywhere drugs and drama is.

Like the programme the good life, but on spice.

Shes a proper spice wife. She’s only lingering around because she over heard you order the beek.

by Anklebiter July 12, 2018

Chresanto's wife

Anika @neekstopher / @DoubleRBandzHoe / @neekah_

Hey look i see Anika on my TL thats Chresanto's wife

by RoczWifes143:);) July 23, 2013