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Slime wife

A female friend you have a close bond with, but not in fact a girlfriend. Your wife should know her place at home safe. While your slime wife should being thuggin next too you!
My girl at home with the kids holdin that down like she should. while I’m thuggin wit my slime wife got one hand on her throat the other pullin her hair, hitting it from the back
by Slimbaby1999baby:c February 9, 2021
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wife material

a girl so amazing that she is worthy of spending the rest of eternity with
yeah bro, i love her so much; she is literally wife material
by richardsmortalenemy April 10, 2025
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my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children
My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!
by Imissmykids May 14, 2024
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fridge-wife

A person consistently going to the fridge due to hunger.
Tommy goes to the kitchen so much he's a fridge-wife.
by BlindA. May 17, 2017
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Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day

December 18th, A National Bring Your wife a Crab Rangoon Day.
My husband brought me a gift for a “Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day”
by applejuice4678 December 18, 2024
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My wife

My wife the most amazing women the most beautiful and most wonderful and pure woman she is one of a kind and there is nothing like this woman shes out of this world and i love my wife to the day i die and after shes the most amazing woman and prettiest most gorgeous and amazing woman i love her
My wife is an angel my wife is so beautiful my wife is home my wife is amazing my wife is gorgeous
by Meisyou1244 November 20, 2023
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National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
by Jason.. May 9, 2022
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