Tittie Winks

When a girl flashes her breast's and wink's at A guy she is attracted to.

Chad found himself distracted at work yesterday cause Keirsten kept giving him Tittie Winks!

by SlopNChop October 1, 2016

Admiral of the Windward Passage

A person who has an ass fixation

Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.

by nom de plumb June 3, 2009

incest is wincest

A phrase many anime fans use to describe/praise an anime/manga depicting incestuous relationship(s), usually between or among siblings.

"I just can't stand anime, man. Why is there so much incest in it?

"Bro, incest is wincest!"

by Yume99 August 11, 2016

witchychicky

Any person, situation, or action that is deemed stunningly and/or embarassingly stupid. Implies contempt, disapproval.

"That's some witchychicky shit right there bro."

by Lurhstaap December 28, 2003

vanity wipe

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.

Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out

by DaveHill February 13, 2008

Wildan

Wildan is a rare direct Quranic name for boys that means “boys of Paradise,” boys who are mentioned in the Quran as being in Paradise. They are amazingly beautiful and there is many of them for each person/family, they will be workers/servants who will carry out work like bringing food to the family and guests, etc.

"He will be a wildan"

by rythm March 10, 2015

Windows ME

The "Mellinium" edition of windows, which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.

If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.

by Teh Kitteh December 27, 2003