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safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me
by TiggyMima September 10, 2016
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Unicorn

Unicorn is me. To be a Unicorn, you can’t just play one position. Like you gotta be position less. If you gonna be a Unicorn, you gotta do everything on the court. Not just one thing, you feel me.
“You a Unicorn? Damn that’s tough
by Sharbae123 June 21, 2020
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Smiling Unicorn

When a girl has the guy shit directly into her mouth and gives you a blow job right after.
Cody: Hey Felix, my girl asked for a smiling unicorn and I was so excited. I was bloated all day! Felix: Thats awesome Cody!!
by Tigersex October 29, 2021
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Trojan Unicorn

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.
We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.
by Mateo_Harveez August 17, 2021
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The unicorn

When a man puts on a full face respirator and attaches a dildo to the center of the mask. A woman then gets on top of it and fucks it so the guy gets a front row seat
Honey when you get home I’ll be waiting with the unicorn!
by Shat man April 24, 2025
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Unicorning

When a girl spreads her legs, and you strap a dildo to your head then you bounce up and down between on your knees between her legs until she climaxes.

Unicorned: Talking about when you were unicorning
Yo me and Suzy were unicorning all night last night

Yo me and Suzy unicorned all night last night
by Big Sexy Joey Moss November 15, 2016
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Unicorn ninja

A female with the characteristics of a mythical unicorn meaning very rare of a find. And that of a ninja in the fact that if your not careful she will sneak up on you and get you to fall in love with her
Damn jewels is a unicorn ninja I fell in love with her hands down.
by Mtg187 July 9, 2022
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