twat waddle

I got my man meat all tangled up in that filthy bitch's twat waddle. Courtney Love must have an enormous twat waddle.
by turd lunch June 04, 2005
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twat

the "other" girls who dare to be in,around, or walking by the bar occupied by girlfriend(s) that you know. girls who are not involved in your friends group. the "other" girls may appear to be bar sluts, trashy, or just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
i love you like a twat loves cake
by maddoxmort November 05, 2007
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emo twat

A person who plays/listens to the worst music of all time. You can find them crying in a corner slitting their own wrists.
by HAND May 06, 2004
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twat shot

when a person takes their hand, in the shape of a gun with one or two fingers extended and the rest in a fist, and inserts the "gun" into a women's vaginal and uses the thumb to stimulate the women's clitoris
dude i gave my girl the twat shot yesturday and i completely destroied that pussy
by Jay Blunt December 27, 2006
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Twat Balloon

A sexual act where a man belches or farts into a womans vagina. she will then queef it out ensuring great pleasure to the sick bastard who just farted or burped into her vagina.
That bitch was nasty as hell! she asked for a twat balloon straight up!
by sarah_2013 March 15, 2010
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camel Twat

When a girl/women's skin between the vagina and asshole folds. Appearing to be a second vagina.
Denice, "check out these really tight sweatpants i just got!"

Patrica, "Fix youself girl, you got a CAMEL TWAT"
by Jesus is hot January 30, 2011
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Jelly Twat

1. A combination of the words Jelly and Twat. 2 Literally some Jelly on a twat. 3. A highly gelatinous Twat. 4. A highly gelationous person who you would degregate by referring to them as a twat.

The word comes from a Dane Cook about a couple he overheard in a grocery store arguing about Jelly. In the story the man calls the woman a Twat. Comedy Gold!
"What are you looking at you filthy Jelly Twat" or more importantly "Oh yeah, get the Jelly you fucking Jelly Twat"
by eeentropyyy January 04, 2008
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