Twat Connection

a tight connection of the opposite sex

by twiddles August 8, 2003

twat waddle

a dirty girl's long and stretched out cunt curtains

I got my man meat all tangled up in that filthy bitch's twat waddle. Courtney Love must have an enormous twat waddle.

by turd lunch July 10, 2005

emo twat

A person who plays/listens to the worst music of all time. You can find them crying in a corner slitting their own wrists.

"Shut up you stupid fucking emo twat!"

by HAND May 5, 2004

twat shot

when a person takes their hand, in the shape of a gun with one or two fingers extended and the rest in a fist, and inserts the "gun" into a women's vaginal and uses the thumb to stimulate the women's clitoris

dude i gave my girl the twat shot yesturday and i completely destroied that pussy

by Jay Blunt December 31, 2006

camel Twat

When a girl/women's skin between the vagina and asshole folds. Appearing to be a second vagina.

Denice, "check out these really tight sweatpants i just got!"

Patrica, "Fix youself girl, you got a CAMEL TWAT"

by Jesus is hot February 20, 2011

Jelly Twat

1. A combination of the words Jelly and Twat. 2 Literally some Jelly on a twat. 3. A highly gelatinous Twat. 4. A highly gelationous person who you would degregate by referring to them as a twat.

The word comes from a Dane Cook about a couple he overheard in a grocery store arguing about Jelly. In the story the man calls the woman a Twat. Comedy Gold!

"What are you looking at you filthy Jelly Twat" or more importantly "Oh yeah, get the Jelly you fucking Jelly Twat"

by eeentropyyy January 13, 2008

Twat Balloon

A sexual act where a man belches or farts into a womans vagina. she will then queef it out ensuring great pleasure to the sick bastard who just farted or burped into her vagina.

That bitch was nasty as hell! she asked for a twat balloon straight up!

by sarah_2013 March 14, 2010