Turtle press

A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle

Dude did you hear Jimmy doing a turtle press last night?

by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023

Burping the turtle

The act of masturbating to completion!

My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!

by Jj clayt November 11, 2020

Andrew turtle.

weird faggot that sits in a hole dancing with pandas

happy meal eater
Andrew turtle.

by hhshshhshshshsh September 22, 2019

head of the turtle

When you have a big shit that you've been holding in just poking out of your asshole

On the way back from the bar last night I had to shit so bad I had a head of the turtle

by Seabassroxursox May 26, 2017

dirty turtle

A weird and spiritual sex position described in ancient Chinese literature. Also, KJ has no idea what this is...
loser

I did the dirty turtle last night with my Chinese yoga teacher. (Only chinese girls can do it)

by i like art August 18, 2008

awkward turtle

(adj) The term "akward turtle" was created in Bronxville, NY and spread quickly all around Westchester, and probably exists in different areas around the United States. Awkward Turtle refers to a turtle on it's back, a situation most commonly known to turtles as akward, thus, akward turtle. There is also a hand motion for the "akward turtle...that being the right hand over the left hand with palms facing up, with your pinky and thumb fingers moving about, as if the turtle was trying to get up..

Oh my god So I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphilis...it was mad awkward turtle

by imtheman May 22, 2006

Turtle Head

When the head of a penis resembles a baby turtle's head. Usually very common in African Americans as well as smaller people.

Wow look at Josh's penis, he's got a turtle head.

by A.M.R May 7, 2011