Taint Tanning - the act of going full ass up, crotch open during a tanning session in order to get color/tan on that elusive 1" patch of real estate, and eliminate "butt smile lines". The exact opposite of anal bleaching.
Butthole shade matching the surrounding
skin tone.
Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and
scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the
female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.
Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (
UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds.
People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some
people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.
Post THAT shit !!!!
Great day in the day in the back yard, even got some taint tanning in.
huh,
WTF?
Dude
got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.
God damn dude, make
sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol