A saying when you and your friends are at a bonfire and the smoke is blowing in your face. If you say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" the smoke will magicly stop following you and blow elsewhere.
Nine friends are sitting around a bonfire and the smoke has been blowing in your face the whole time. You say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" and now the smoke is bothering your friend on the opposite side of the circle.
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A turtle's head retracts much like a penis does. During ultrasound examinations, male gender is said to be seen as the "turtle sign" because the penis looks like a turtle head and the scrotum resembles the shell.
A turtle's head retracts much like a penis does. During ultrasound examinations, male gender is said to be seen as the "turtle sign" because the penis looks like a turtle head and the scrotum resembles the shell.
by Ritaroo2 June 14, 2008
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damn bro i have to take a shit really bad! i have a turtle poking ...let me fart....AHH SHIT ITS "THE BREEZY TURTLE"!
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Get the the breezy turtle mug.this happens when a situation is so awkward if the turtles weren't flying they would cut the tension and all hell would break lose. However, if the tension is cut an immediate mob of more flying turtles, awkward turkeys, awkward peacocks and regular awkward turtles start to surround the situation. If there is a silence from the awkward situation for longer than 5-10 seconds then a giant Awkward killing shark comes along and eats everything in one bite, thus returning everything back to normal.
I was buying condoms in the sex isle at the store the other day, and my girlfriends dad walked up and started having a conversation with me about her. When he saw what i was buying, flying awkward turtles started to swarm above me. Eventually they cut the tension and then a mob of turkeys, peacocks and more turtles started to swarm. The awkward killing shark never came...
by G-money777 June 10, 2011
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The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.
This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.
The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.
This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.
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