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jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through
by terrobite January 9, 2019
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Thumb looking for a ring finger

Someone who is looking for a partner that's out of their league.
Derrick will never find someone, he is a thumb looking for a ring finger.
by SaintBubblegum June 14, 2018
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thumb happy

An adjective used to describe a person who just can't wait to shoot every friend they have on social media with a text or post or snap or story or message or photo or life experience or etc etc etc.
I’ve gotten so many texts today and I’m really feeling thumb happy!
by FEugazi July 12, 2018
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Silver Thumbs

They're like a silver tongue, persuasive and suave, but only over text.
He's a legend! He's got silver thumbs all the girls love him on snap!
by fearjam January 30, 2019
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The ball bum thumb

A type of infection that spreads to the thumb,
From running it up someone's ass, or possibly your own, thumb will swell, bum will swell, kid will cry!!!
Man I cant give Brad cant drive anymore, the ball bum thumb got him again!!!
by Uranus stinks February 7, 2019
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thumb me dumbly

Thumb me dumbly is the acting of taking the nearest mentally challenged person (or group of persons depending on how fucked up you are) and having he/she/them insert their thumbs into your anal cavity
Guy 1: so what did you get up to last weekend bro?
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are
by Hugelymassivedick February 14, 2019
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Plastic thumb

When you have An abnormally large thumb and stick in in a transgender robots vaginal area. Once done cut off your plastic finger, dip it in some frosting and shove it up your ass
by Land cooch September 20, 2018
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