911 there's someone in my bed

When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,

everyone think you meant house

nope

you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,

or you're just a virgin.

"911 whats your emergency"

"911 there's someone in my bed"

"There was a break in?"

"There's someone in my bed"

"Should I send someone?"

*hangs up*

by im a very person so yeah January 21, 2021

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coming out of the tanning bed

n. Someone who, either reluctantly or freely, admits to being a fan of the popular show, Jersey Shore. Similar to coming out of the closet, except there is nothing gay about it.

It took Lindi a few days, but she's finally coming out of the tanning bed.

by gingapowa March 1, 2011

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get under your bed

Shut up, your irrelevant

Someone curses at you, you say "Get Under Your Bed Mate"

by Dancehall Hero May 10, 2018

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go pee go bed

When someone says this it probably means you’re too messed up from drugs or alcohol to be out and about or where you are. Basically means go home and sleep it off.

Dude you’re so fucked up, go pee go bed.

by Kaitimes November 30, 2018

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White knuckled the bed sheets

clinching the sheets as tight as possible for fear of your life

When asked if I had anything sweet, I knew the only thing I had was my cheeks; therefor I white knuckled the bed sheets in preparation for what I knew was about to happen.

by LuckyBucket52 April 23, 2020

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