by Dmoney923 January 24, 2024
Get the WHORE STATUSmug. by Realmacandcheese July 1, 2022
Get the Lucy statusmug. When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?
Comment: *you're
Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol
Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
Comment: *you're
Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol
Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
by original name May 29, 2012
Get the Tainted Statusmug. by hopdog February 1, 2015
Get the status takebackmug. A manager or coworker at a work from home job who constantly spies on your status in teams, Slack, or other company messaging app.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
Man I hate my new boss she’s such a status stalker. I step out for my lunch break and every time she’s pinging me about some bs that doesn’t matter.
by Apairadeez March 21, 2025
Get the Status Stalkermug. When you’ve hit rock bottom and turned it into your throne. Rat-status is being so humble, so grounded, and so unfazed by the sheeple that no one can humble you because you’re post-humble. Humility isn’t a mindset anymore; it’s your baseline. You don’t downplay yourself out of modesty, you just know who you are and don’t need to prove it. Confidence without cockiness. Power without flex. Rooted in God’s plan, there’s nowhere to go but up. You’re not here for approval; you’re here for purpose.
He used to stress about approval, but he hit a point where he stopped caring what people thought. Now he’s on rat-status. A humble beast, a silent threat, a misunderstood creative genius, a post-humble spiritual king, a professional love-baiter. He's wired to win, locked in, and JUST IS.
by Ratatted May 21, 2025
Get the Rat-statusmug. by 459395 March 5, 2022
Get the Status rapemug.