redneck cannoli

What people raised in the South or Midwest call a Twix bar
I can’t believe that house is handing out redneck cannolis again for Halloween.
by Gator Evan November 03, 2023
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Metro redneck

Young man over 40, often in a creative occupation trying to balance a de facto urban life with a traditional rural idea of manhood. Recognized through use of carefully selected colour coordinated workwear, completely out of context. Rural desire often expressed in a irrational fixation on treated cotton fabrics, fishing and/hunting.
by Silverbullitsthlm April 25, 2018
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Redneck bath salts

Drugs??????? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me : leaving pizza place that shared a door with a pool place

Her: Did you get any redneck bath salts?

Me:what?
Her: Did you guys get any redneck bath salts?

Me: No...
Her: Redneck Bath salts. You should look them up. They're really good.
by Ribbajoxy1412 January 10, 2018
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Redneck Humidifier

A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.
Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”

Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”
by Splarch February 12, 2023
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Mumblin' Redneck

Columbian neck-tie with fellatio.
by dickbabycakes December 15, 2021
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Redneck Orange Juice

I always have a Redneck Orange Juice with my sausage biscuit!
by Divine Authority June 27, 2014
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Redneck Car Bomb

Bottle or can Bud Light -Natty Light and Keystone Light both acceptable - with a shot of Jack Daniel’s dropped in.

Coca-Cola floater for pussies.
Go DAWGS let’s go get us sum dem redneck car bombs! Tits out for the DAWGS.
by farmers only girl May 24, 2018
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