When you're getting a blowjob and you're about to blow your load you pull it out. Cram it up her nose and destroy her sinuses with your baby batter
by Brutally honest March 28, 2015
Get the Appalachain neti potmug. by Jeremy-Chase May 24, 2008
Get the chicken pot piemug. The act when a man preheats a woman's vagina to 450 degrees and then use a "jaws of life" to spread open the vagina only to place the chicken pot pie inside for the baking of a delectable treat. One can use a personal size chicken pot pie to do this act to a man.
So I Chicken Pot Pied my girlfriend last night, and then we donated the final product to the church as a tithe.
by Masonjar014 May 24, 2010
Get the Chicken Pot Piemug. The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
by pixelfingers September 3, 2016
Get the Pot Noodle Psychosismug. by farch June 20, 2009
Get the coastal steam potmug. Sexual position. Common origins point to early 19th century when food was scarce and stew was popular. A German-Stew-Pot occurs when you fucking your girl friend from behind, popularly known as doggy-style, and the male farts into a can and holds it to the woman's nose as he orgasms. The woman typically snorts like a pig to add to the effect.
ricky: honeymoon was great, we had such a great time.
andrew: oh yea? lots of bow chica wow wow going down??
ricky: yea man, she let me do the german stew pot on her.
andrew: holy shit bro, that's epic!!
andrew: oh yea? lots of bow chica wow wow going down??
ricky: yea man, she let me do the german stew pot on her.
andrew: holy shit bro, that's epic!!
by a_pecker_head October 11, 2017
Get the german stew potmug. The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.
Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.
by The self-hating one March 3, 2011
Get the going pot roastmug.