Poon Shield

Someone who sheilds themself from oppurtunies of getting some poontang making themself poons

Dean stop shielding the poon

stop being such a poon shield u poon

by fRRRb66 February 25, 2009

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Pooned

When you try to start a conversation w a girl but she shuts you down hardcore

1. Hey did you follow up with that girl from the mixer?
I tried to but she totally pooned me
2.this ugly guy is tryna Snapchat me right now I’m bouta poon his ass

by Pussymagnet6969 August 21, 2019

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brain poon

masturbation

scott and ryan got some brain poon

by zachcameupwiththeword August 24, 2008

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COY POPE, SUTTON CLARK

They are such poons! Aka sutton and coy

by ryan gracie June 29, 2020

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Pooning

When a female partakes in the act of “mooning” somebody, but with her front butt instead of the rear one.

Person 1: Dude is she mooning the person behind her?

Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.

by Joenah cuhpoor April 3, 2025

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poon wound

any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet

Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound

by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011

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