piss poo

to urinate and have a bowel movement at the same time

mainly for women whilst having a piss a log sneaks out the back door dam i took a piss poo

by ccfc1987 October 31, 2011

poo porridge

What you shit like after a night of drinking...the consistency of porridge

That shit was totally sunday poo porridge

by jnh October 28, 2006

counter poo

when one friend texts another a picture of poo, said friend must "counter poo" in order to retain respect

"Aw dawg, ho just cent me poo pride, now i gotta muster up some counter poo"

by amanda2169 November 3, 2011

Perfect Poo

A Perfect Poo, otherwise known as the Perfect Game of pooing is the result of a number of factors.

Confidence Poo + Ghost Poo = Perfect Poo.

The situation chronologically would work as follows: Person sits on toilet to take a dump.
When bowel movement complete the person is confident that they dont need to wipe at all. Person then stands up, pulls pants up (thus completing a Confidence Poo) and observes the bowl only to see no trace of the poo whatsoever (thus completing a Ghost Poo)

This remarkable feat is only rumoured to have occured and no primary sources tell of its tale.

Man I was so sure I'd done the Perfect Poo, but when I looked in the bowl I saw there were some big skid marks.

by qwerty29 March 12, 2014

poo nose

whe you are playing some type of outdoors game and you try to run faster than you ever have before, from then forword you trip and face plant into a pile of poo. could be dog,cat,deer,raccoon,bird,human,etc.

"man, last night i was playing capture the flag at peter's house and i was about to get tagged so i put my all out effort into it and poo nosed.

by grady penning August 3, 2007

poo dagger

A term used to call a guy gay

"Hey dude I got drunk and watched a gay porn with some poo daggers in it"
" One why did you watch a gay porn and what is a poo dagger"
"Man i was drunk but its a gay guy because when he fucks a guy in the ass he gets poo on his dick or "dagger"
"I think you might be a poo dagger"

by 52493 December 29, 2007

poo look

the look of shame that you and a stranger share whilst in a toilet after taking a shit. an awkward poo tension of embarrassment and satisfaction.

awh mate, i just took a heavy shit, it was pretty rough going and the guy next to me gave me a right poo look.

by thom alexander October 11, 2007