Peanut Tickler

A skilled proctologist, usually a board-certified Physician with years of experience in stimulating men's prostates to diagnose a variety of conditions

Dr.Ahrab: Okay, you're in the clear. I couldn't find anything abnormal back there.
Patient: Are you sure about that? Do you maybe wanna check again? I swear I feel something weird back there
Dr.Ahrab: For God's sake man... I'm a Peanut Tickler, not your boyfriend!

by Bigfinger4000 April 11, 2021

Peanut Decline

When everything with peanuts has been banned from a certain area due to some ones peanut allergy.

dude, there has been a major Peanut Decline because Jimmy over there is scared of peanuts... *sigh*

by andirella March 02, 2011

Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 30, 2022

Elephant Peanut Butter

n. : Gooey paste like film; which normally resides in the crotch area.

Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!

by L3Mon_Slic3R November 10, 2011

MANUSIA PEANUT

HALO FRIENDS LAGI BACA INI YA? MANUSIA PEANUT IS A HOME NOT A REAL HOME BUT YOU CAN TALK TO US IF U FEELING DOWN WE WILL UNDERSTAND EVERY THINGS AND WE WOULD TALK TO U... MAYBE WE DIDN'T TALK TO YOU THAT I LOVE YOU THANK YOUUUU MWUAH

MANUSIA PEANUT IS HOME

by HMWHATIS November 22, 2021

Kill my peanut

Expression used when you’re having a serious issue in your quotidian life.

N°1: My mom stole my chicken and I had big beef with her. So I threw the rest of the chicken in her face.

N°2: Yes dude you had no choices to give yourself some respect.

N°1: Argh, kill my peanut.

by Yslbxtvh August 12, 2020

Peanut kisses

The act of giving a woman cunnilingus.

His peanut kisses were out of this world! His womb broom really got me off

by Likkittysplit January 24, 2023