When you take a crap, go to wipe yourself, and nothing shows on the toilet paper, like you didn't go at all.
Dude #1: I just took a huge crap, and it was a total clean sweep.
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!
by Last Hurrah Club February 12, 2023
When you’re taking a shit and are able to break the log off without leaving any shit residue behind on your asshole.
“Damn, I had a clean breaker! I didn’t need to use any toilet paper at all!”
Or
“Man, I wasn’t able to shit the whole log out before I broke it off and now I have shit on my asshole. I was hoping for a clean breaker but now I’m gonna have to wipe my asshole a lot!”
Or
“Man, I wasn’t able to shit the whole log out before I broke it off and now I have shit on my asshole. I was hoping for a clean breaker but now I’m gonna have to wipe my asshole a lot!”
by Framer May 27, 2018
When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing
"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"
by s3r10u5 August 06, 2021
The thing you say when someone is trying to play a browser game and he can't play it because "the servers are down".
Push CTRL + SHIFT + DEL
Push CTRL + SHIFT + DEL
by napstaa967 December 10, 2019
A - stay clean shawty
B - stfu
B - stfu
by Eileen Rayne April 15, 2019
1. That book you gave me for the history project was clean gas, man.
2. That pussy last night was fucking clean gas.
2. That pussy last night was fucking clean gas.
by Justin lively October 29, 2007