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Crazy cat woman

Similar to a crazy woman, but with cats. It's easy to spot a crazy cat woman, she has frizzy hair, bad fashion sense, and is normally surrounded by cats that worship her. They choose to moan and growl instead of talking, and hang out in dark alleys.
by Randycat January 19, 2009
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Blind Woman's Stick

A dildo, vibrator or other phallic object used for penetration.
I went to the sex shop and bought a new blind woman's stick with the money I got from Grandma for Christmas.
by Lynn Newport December 16, 2010
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Sold Out to the Woman

similar to selling out to the man, when a man (or woman) changes who they are, what they like, or how they act in order to impress a female. The power of women is so intense, only those with the strongest of wills can avoid such an atrocity.
I remember when me and Jeff used to listen to Led Zeppelin and ZZ Top Together as kids, but ever since he sold out to the woman all he listens to is Nickelback.
by The Picksters January 11, 2011
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boss ass woman

A woman who rules in all aspects of her life
Luke: "Claire is a boss ass woman."
Claire: "damn straight"
by Guy112233 September 15, 2021
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right hand woman

the girl you call when you break down, need to kick some girls ass, talk crap on ugly girls, spend your money at the mall, talk crap on your recent ex-boy friend, or just chill and drink a glass of wine with.
Great, I'm having a mental break down, my boyfriend leaves me, and I don't have anything to wear-I better call my right hand woman.
by Courtney Tate June 12, 2008
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grown ass woman

A grown ass woman can take responcibility for her own grown ass actions and can pay her own bills and has has the maturity as well as the presence of someone handlin they business
She got her own crib, house, and money she a grown ass woman.
by Amber Coleman September 26, 2007
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White Woman Tears

When a white female sheds tears for pity and basically gets away with it.
David: Cheryl please done use your White Woman Tears
Cheryl: I'm sorry for the things I've done *cries* and I'll never do that again *cries*
by Plsdontever October 19, 2019
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