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tea patty 

A man who gets flattened by gay men regularly.
“That guys a tea patty, he’s regularly picking up twinks at the local bars.”
tea patty by Sorazo December 19, 2023
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when you gather around and have a giant orgy with your buds
do you guys want to have a tea party on saturday at my house??😉😉
tea party by luca12345 December 27, 2023

Tea-Drinking Male 

Also shortened to "Tea-Male," this phrase is essentially a synonym for the more well-known phrase, "Yogurt Male."

Similarly to "Yogurt Males," this male is educated, confident, polite, respectful, sophisticated, and empathetic. He is a gem among the populations... a "Chad among Chads," if you will. This is the best example of what "alpha" and "sigma" males should strive to become. It's almost like a linear progression up to this point.

This male isn't afraid to be caught drinking tea, or enjoying his hobbies in public. In fact, he enjoys doing so! Tea-drinking males enjoy the finer things in life and don't care about what is considered traditionally masculine. He just does what he wants, when he wants... This male might even grow his own tea, or brew it himself in a thrifted teapot that he got a good deal on.

This male doesn't let his confidence and "based" attitude get in the way of his personal relationships. Somehow, despite himself literally radiating "big dick energy," he remains compassionate and friendly at all times. Always willing to converse with, or listen to you over a cup of tea. Sometimes, he even has a contagious effect among other men. Who simply see this male in action, and want to be more like him, or approach him.

Oh my god! He's so cool... 🥶
P1: "Oh man! Is that guy seriously drinking hot tea, in public, over there? What a sissy!"

P2: "Hey dude, that guy clearly doesn't give a shit about what you have to say... why do you always label people for dumb reasons?"

P1: "I don't know, it just pisses me off that he's so confident with that girly beverage in-hand..."

P2: "That's a classic Tea-Drinking male if I've ever seen one... God, he seems so cool, we should go talk to him instead..."

P1: "You're right homie, I shouldn't be so quick to judge others, based on my own insecurities as a man."
Tea-Drinking Male by UrbanDicMatt December 28, 2023

Tea-Water 

Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.
1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.
Tea-Water by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Tea Sucker

When someone says they are busy or can't talk until you mention you have extremely important gossip, "tea", in which in that moment all of a sudden they have all the time in the world.
Linda is such a tea sucker, she only talks to me when I have drama to share.
Tea Sucker by Lab chump 2000 February 8, 2024

Tea Sipper 

"Tea Sipper" is a mildly derogatory term to describe someone who is English and perceived as two-faced, hypocritical, and shares prejudiced attitudes about others. At the surface level, a "Tea sipper" may be seen as polite, but in reality have no empathy and never genuinely mean well to others. They are also often described as amoral or cynical. "Tea sipper" in this case is simply directed at the English tradition of afternoon tea.
I can't believe he was talking behind my back like that, I thought he was a chill guy but deep down hes just another tea sipper.
Tea Sipper by TacticalBotany February 16, 2024