Sympathetic nervousness

State of mind of some people who get more nervous than you, when they see you're facing a problem or predicament. Very noticeable on women, by the way.

Woah, thank you for all the sympathetic nervousness!... but how are we going to fix this?

by mpin July 2, 2014

Simpsons Did It

What you say when you overhear someone plotting revenge as an allusion to Dougie from South Park who said it repeatedly to Butters

Carrie: "I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires, and carved my name into his leather seat to avenge my ex-boyfriend for cheating on me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it!"
Miranda: "I walked into a bar and attacked his new girlfriend because I'm an immature little girl who can't get over my ex like he got over me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!"
Carrie: "They did not!"
Karen: "I know. I'm just saying what Dougie said to Butters whenever he plotted revenge against the people who wronged him".
Miranda: "South Park is a stupid show. The main characters think hunting is stupid, so I hate that show".

by chad'srockergrrrll February 15, 2015

sympathy anger

when a friend or acquaintance's anger rubs off on you and you become angry about the same thing

Me: I hated T.Swift when she played country music. It made me viscerally upset. She was so annoying.
Friend: Ugh I know! Every time I changed the radio station her country song was on in a different phase. I couldn't escape it. It was terrible. God, I'm pissed about it all over again!
Me: Bro, you have mad sympathy anger right now.

by caseythewordmaker February 26, 2015

Simpsinator

A kid who thinks he is the king of the entire universe, but in reality is just a retard in a wheelchair.

Man, that guy totally thinks he is a simpsinator, what a retard.

by Nigger on speed February 28, 2016

sympathy slut

its like an attention whore but more pathetic

sympathy slut's friend: oh my god did you hear what Brittney Amber Tiffany posted on Facebook about how she broke up with Justin she is taking it really hard she's like starting to cut

you: sounds like a personal problem

sympathy slut's friend: oh my god! you're such a bitch for saying that

you: am I or is she posting her problems on Facebook for attention and let me remind you she started them am I a bitch or is she a sympathy slut

by D.SIZZLE September 20, 2016

sympathy crumbs

The crumbs one leaves in a bag of chips that is not theirs, so they don't feel bad about eating the entire bag.

"Do you have any chips left?"

"Nah, just some sympathy crumbs Julie left."

by spyczech June 4, 2016

Simpson Syndrome

When a girl sucks your dick so well that you turn yellow

"Yo last night I hooked up with this girl and she gave my Simpson syndrome"

by OH my God DADDY November 30, 2016