When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once
"SO did you kiss her yet?"
"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
by Belkis Deyanira August 25, 2008
When you bust a nut in a meat bag/female and pull the move that my dad did, also know as squirt and skirt.
Dude: What happened with you and Lisa last night
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare
by Niggabob50 September 17, 2020
by Icdblc13 April 27, 2004
1. You weren't with me during the time of my hardships.
2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.
3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.
4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.
5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.
6. You don't know my struggle
2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.
3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.
4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.
5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.
6. You don't know my struggle
1. Drake: "Kobe 'bout to lose a hundred fifty M’s
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"
2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."
Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"
2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."
Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"
by Cameron Bell July 27, 2012
by Neo June 15, 2003
A way of telling someone on a forum or other discussion that you disagree with them and their argument is so without merit you don't even need to put up a counter argument.
by bionixcommand June 26, 2010
by Clorox_Bleach April 26, 2016