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Shit-tastic

An adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically shitty. It is the shitty version of a fantastic situation.
your bro- "Dude i just saw your girlfriend blowing your boss."

you- "Well isnt that Shit-tastic!
by Thenikowith1k March 29, 2011
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Shit Rolled

When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of Rebecca Black singing "Friday."
Clu: You gotta check out this new band, it's awesome! Look, here's the video.

Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...

Eric: Arrrgh man, you just Shit Rolled me again!
by The Riqo April 6, 2011
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shit the rag

When a person messes up looks like a asshole doing it. When you fail so miserably that you shit yourself.
"Findlay, you really shit the rag on this one, you missed that layup and you fell down on your ass doing it!"
by Timmy-K August 28, 2011
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shit ass butt load

(shit ton * fuck ton) + (butt load * fuck load) = shit ass butt load
Its the most you can have of something. You cant have more than a shit ass butt load of something... IT DOESNT HAPPEN!!
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: A shit ass butt load...
by Booty Sweat PhD September 24, 2011
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shit house pecker checker

A man that peers up over a bathroom stall wall to gaze at another man urinating or deficating.
Dude, I was taking a crap and that shit house pecker checker peeped up over the wall to look at me and my junk. What a mo!
by festus 1 November 6, 2012
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shit me off

When something makes you angry.
People who spend all day complaining to Facebook shit me off.
Screamo shits me off.
God, my mum shits me off.
by Katie'sBlackInkRevenge April 29, 2012
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shit tease

When you have the urge to take a shit and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a massive deposit you execute nothing but gas.
steve - i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)
by thecatan August 5, 2012
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