Phantom Shitter

The true meaning of "shit", is the shit that simply lies in the toilet. Phantom shitter is when someone takes a HUGE shit in public toilets without flushing. that is the typical definition of an asshole. a perfect example of a phantom shitter is "Kevin Truong".

The Phantom Shitter has struck again, this time killing hundreds of people in Paris!

by Prisoner of Afghanistan February 4, 2016

Sex shitter

When someone can't control their bowls when they orgasims... They shit at the same time as they climax .

That Babcock , he's a real sex shitter.
Look at that little sex shitter go

by Joseph w fifty pounds of gunt April 27, 2016

Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon someone who participates in the practice of defecating in the cat litter tray so as not to miss a crucial moment in a televised live sporting event by leaving the room to visit the bathroom.

"Dude, I seriously need a shit but I just know the Broncos are gunna score a touchdown as soon as I leave the room".
"Don't sweat it Bro, just curl one out in the cat litter tray and clean it up after the game".
"Seriously Dude"?
"Yeah no problem, I do it all the time when watching the game, your eyes never need to leave the TV. I'm a regular Litter Shitter".

by The Shanners August 22, 2016

Honest Shitter

A person who goes to the bathroom in school to actually shit and not use their phone

Me: John, why do you never use your phone in the bathroom?
John: I'm an honest shitter, I need to actually let it all out

by MikeyD25 October 13, 2016

bucket shitter

A bucket shitter can be any person employed in the art of drywall or sheet rock. Specifically, the task of applying joint compound, or "mud", to the joints between sections. Usually used to refer to the old and typically French-Canadian or Hungarian professionals.

"That guy is a bucket shitter from way back!" "What a bucket shitter! Mudding those walls like a pro!" "Hey, bucket shitter, mind if I get in there to wire that receptacle?"

by Click4328 February 1, 2017

Shy Shitter

A person pooping in a public restroom, who goes immediately silent when someone else enters the facility as if embarrassed to be pooping in public.

Guy #1:"It sure is quiet in here, but I can tell someone's in that stall."

Guy #2: "Probably just a shy shitter."

by parallel_master September 24, 2017

two shitted

One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"

Oh no two shitted again!

by Messhall May 26, 2018